Pushing-ning. Yeah, gotta pushing-ning that button. Pushing-ning. Okay.
I don't even know where I'm supposed to be. Now, you-- I mean, this is not great. When you can't just simply plug it in and celebrate? You know, the more I think about it, I think these two holiday traditions might need to remain separate. Will it Christmas tree? - No! - ( buzzer ) Whoa! In less than two weeks, "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" will be in theaters, and people will be lining up around the block for that. But you be lining up today to make one of these. It's the Merry Sithmas tree. Check it out, guys. We've got a Christmas tree made out of lightsabers. How could this not Christmas tree, man? Don't get ahead of yourself, Link. Let's evaluate it. - I'm trying to contain my excitement. - Let's be fair. We've got different Star Wars accoutrements, helmets here, Leia's buns, and of course, right on top, the perfect star-- the Death Star... - With Leia's buns Casinoslots South Africa. - ...topper with Leia's buns. Now, we actually considered some other names for this, including Tree-3PO, Treebacca, Spruce Vader, R2-Tree2, and May the Frost Be With You. But we decided on Merry Sithmas Tree. And we've got a heavy ornament. Rhett, you do the honors. Now that is a solid gold Darth Vader helmet. Oh! And you just damaged it. - Well, I mean, it hung. - I don't know. Well, it slid. That's not great. See if you can perch it. Stick right there. Oh, look at that. - Look at that, yeah. - All right. And let's see if it lights up. You actually gotta activate each one of these... Ooh. It's got a nice sound to it. ...individually. Now if the menorahs made a sound, then I would have been a little more excited. ( lightsabers buzzing ) 'Cause this is kind of a menorah vibe in terms of having to activate every one. The problem is is that once these things get activated, you actually need to keep them going by interacting with them. Oh, goodness. I just turned one off. We gotta get all these on. I don't-- their buttons are in different places on each one. Here we go. We can do this. We can do it. We can do it. Don't give up. It's totally worth it. But the buttons are everywhere! They're all in different places! I don't even know where the fricking button is on that one. Oh, goodness. Okay, just-- you know what? Just let it go, man. Just let it go. So if you hit 'em, they'll stay on. So, basically, you gotta keep whacking this thing if you want it to stay on. It's really durable, though. I know this'll keep the kids occupied. It's got some kinks to work out, but I think that combining these two things, a world religion and another world religion, is a pretty great idea. Honestly, I think if this doesn't Christmas tree, then-- - Everyone's gonna hate us. - We're gonna be in trouble. Will it Christmas tree? - Yes. - ( ding ) All right, make sure to click through so you can watch Mamrie Hart cast holiday spells with a real-life witch. Wish you could listen to us talking a little bit longer? Well, download the latest episode of Ear Biscuits, wherever you get podcasts.
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It smells great, especially after the last thing just I smelled. It's got a good shape to it. It's very festive and global, you know?
And this is the thing, I mean, if you stick around here for Christmas, you don't get mama's home cooking. Mama ain't coming out here. Mommy ain't coming to L.A. Now, on the topper, you got the waving cat that a lot of Chinese restaurants have because they appropriated that from Japan. - Yeah. - I'm gonna stay out of that one. It's like a buffet meets a Christmas tree, which is absolutely amazing. I will say, no doubt, this Christmas parties. Will it Christmas party? - Awesome Christmas party. - Right, right. But Christmas trees, they got to last. You're gonna have to keep refilling it. Which is not a problem, I'll keep eating it. You know how a normal live Christmas tree, it starts to get bad? Like, it gets dry, it starts to shed everywhere. This one would get a lot worse. - Yeah. - I think that something just flew out of my mouth. - I found a fortune cookie. - You can eat it later. Health, happiness, and great success awaits you. Okay. I wanted an unique one, man. - Mine says nothing. - ( laughter ) Absolutely nothing. Your future holds nothing, Link. You know what? I'm changing my mind about you, tree! - All right. - You got nothing for me. - The ornament test. - Hang a heavy-- is that an actual eggroll? It's an egg roll, Link. - Let's see if it will-- - Ooh! - It's on there. - And that's easy. And even with a little jostle, not going anywhere. And does it light up? Does it ever. Yes. It sure does. I mean, the lights are very concentrated, but they do spell "open". I gotta say, I'm enjoying myself so much right now, that there's no way that this Christmas tree - does not Christmas Tree. - Yeah. This is awesome. Will it Christmas tree? - Yes! - ( ding ) The holidays are all about bringing people together, so we decided, let's unite two holiday celebrations, Hanukkah and Christmas, and have one iconic thing we can all gather around. We present to you the Hanamas tree. It's Hanamas time, y'all. Look at all these menorahs. Yeah, there's a lot of Hanukkah happening here. Not just the menorahs, but we also have-- - Latkes. - Latkes. Some pickles and some slaw. We have gelt, which is the chocolate coins. We got some dreidel action. We also have sides of pickles and coleslaw, because every time you go to a Jewish restaurant, they give you that. And of course, right up here, the star is the biggest Jewish star that we know, - Steve Guttenberg. - He was in "Cocoon." Yeah. "Police Academy," hello? - Hello. - So, of course-- Did they say that in "Police Academy"? I don't believe so. Let's try a little-- oh. These were not fried recently. Yeah, kind of hardened. I mean, day two, day three, day anything after immediately, I do not recommend... Don't worry, I just put some of that back there. ...eating the tree. But pickle's always good, right? And you've got a heavy ornament down here, right? I do. Let's do the heavy ornament test. It's another menorah. ( laughter ) Now, I don't know if this sacrilegious, but I'm gonna hang a menorah on another menorah. Aww, do it. There we go. Success, guys. And you know what? Down here, we've got some gifts. Well, you get eight gifts for Hanukah, and what we've been told by all our Jewish staff is that you get one good gift, and seven crappy gifts. So we've got a lot of crappy gifts, - and here's our one good gift. - Let's open it together. Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait. - Oh, look, it's the-- - Menorah Rihanna. - She's back. - Menorah Rihanna. She's coming around again this year. We made this last year. We re-gifted it to ourselves. - Okay. - Re-gift! Now let's see if this thing will light up, Link. There's no-- oh, yeah. We gotta-- this is a one-by-oner. And I've also got-- I got real fire over here. You gotta find-- oh, my goodness. Heads up, Steve. There's a lot of button pushing-ning. Today we ask the age old question-- Will it Christmas tree? Let's talk about that. ( upbeat music playing ) Good Mythical Morning. All right, on today's show, we're going to answer some very important questions. It is possible to have too much bacon? Can Mamrie Hart get help from a real-life witch?
And do we know the difference between an Instagram filter and a celebrity baby name? I sure hope so. Now, if you wanna make sure you get the full GMM experience every day, we wanna remind you to click the thumbnail with the green border to watch from the beginning. This is the beginning of this episode. - This is the beginning. - So you've succeeded. - But just keep that in mind. - Congratulations. Green means go. All right, first things first, it's December, which means the eggnog is flowing, your chestnuts are roasting, and Black Friday shoppers' bruises are finally fading. This also means that you need to snag that tree from the attic and get to decorating. - It's time for... - "Will It Christmas Tree?" We have some amazing Christmas constructions in store for you right over there, and this is serious, so we've got some serious criteria. We're gonna judge its initial impression that it gives us. We're gonna see can it hold a heavy ornament? That's very important. How does it light up? Does it light up? And overall Christmasy-ness. - Yes. - Let's get to the first tree. ( holiday music playing ) Now, I personally prefer a real tree, 'cause I like wood, I like to smell wood. We know you do. That's the problem with a fake tree, is it ain't got no smell. But we thought, can we create a fake tree that actually has a smell? We present to you, the car air freshener Christmas tree. Whoo! Look at this! - Oh, smell this thing. - I can smell it. I could smell it before you pulled the curtain. - Oh, my gosh. - We've got cinnamon apple. It's like I've been hit with a carwash. Royal pine. We've got black ice. We've got more royal pine. We've got-- what is the yellow? I can't even read that. I don't know. I'm not supposed to know. Vanilla aroma. There is a new car scent, of course. We have a row of new car scent. We got some bumper stickers, and then we got a topper up here, that is a rear view mirror, so you can look at the tree and then look at anyone else who's behind you looking at the tree. So we're gonna test a few things. But it smells horrible! I mean, first of all, my general impression is the smell has exceeded anything that I would typically experience at Christmas. When you combine all these scents, that is not a Christmas scent. It is just a headache. Like, literally, I'm getting a headache. Yeah, I'm starting-- now, structural test. You wanna be able to hang a heavy ornament. Heavy ornament, of course, an oil can, because everyone who works on their car uses this old-fashioned oil can. See if it can hang, man. So I don't want to think too much about it. You just put it on there, and you get it in there. - And then... - Okay, see? With a little thought and engineering, it does hang, but-- Even if the kids get excited-- "Woohoo! Christmas time, Mommy!" Oh, it stays on there. It's got a good spring to it. Like, the cat would bounce right off of that. Okay. And now, let's see if it'll light up. I see there's a couple of lights. Boom! Right there. Got a couple of headlights. These are supposed to be headlights? These are-- You can't just get headlights, though. These are an approximation of headlights. - Yes. - Slash work lights. Okay, so overall Christmas-ny-- - Christmasy? - Christmas-ness. - Christmasness? - It's colorful. You got the green and you got the red. It's got the right shape. I could definitely see this when you walk into an auto parts store, but in my own home, I could not withstand this smell. The smell is too overwhelming. Maybe if you left it outside for a couple of weeks in the breeze, and it gave off all the smell, maybe. But as it stands right now, will it Christmas tree? - No. - ( buzzer ) Here in L.A., a lot of people go back home to wherever they actually live, or they came from for Christmas time. But then that leaves a few people roaming around the streets like nuclear fallout survivors. - Yes. - How do those people eat around the Christmas holidays? They get Chinese takeout, y'all. So why not give 'em a tree? Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you the ♪ I'm Dreaming of a Orange Chicken ♪ ♪ Christmas Tree ♪ Look at this. We got Chinese takeout boxes, leftovers for days. I'm gonna dig in 'cause I'm hungry. As we all know, Alabama loves to show off its unique Southern charm and supreme décor. In the past, Alabama used to be full of estates with plenty of amenities and luxury to indulge its lucky owner. Of course this class is exuded with many of Alabama's best luxury hotels and offer a very exquisite visit for the discriminating guests.
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