It smells great, especially after the last thing just I smelled. It's got a good shape to it. It's very festive and global, you know?
And this is the thing, I mean, if you stick around here for Christmas, you don't get mama's home cooking. Mama ain't coming out here. Mommy ain't coming to L.A. Now, on the topper, you got the waving cat that a lot of Chinese restaurants have because they appropriated that from Japan. - Yeah. - I'm gonna stay out of that one. It's like a buffet meets a Christmas tree, which is absolutely amazing. I will say, no doubt, this Christmas parties. Will it Christmas party? - Awesome Christmas party. - Right, right. But Christmas trees, they got to last. You're gonna have to keep refilling it. Which is not a problem, I'll keep eating it. You know how a normal live Christmas tree, it starts to get bad? Like, it gets dry, it starts to shed everywhere. This one would get a lot worse. - Yeah. - I think that something just flew out of my mouth. - I found a fortune cookie. - You can eat it later. Health, happiness, and great success awaits you. Okay. I wanted an unique one, man. - Mine says nothing. - ( laughter ) Absolutely nothing. Your future holds nothing, Link. You know what? I'm changing my mind about you, tree! - All right. - You got nothing for me. - The ornament test. - Hang a heavy-- is that an actual eggroll? It's an egg roll, Link. - Let's see if it will-- - Ooh! - It's on there. - And that's easy. And even with a little jostle, not going anywhere. And does it light up? Does it ever. Yes. It sure does. I mean, the lights are very concentrated, but they do spell "open". I gotta say, I'm enjoying myself so much right now, that there's no way that this Christmas tree - does not Christmas Tree. - Yeah. This is awesome. Will it Christmas tree? - Yes! - ( ding ) The holidays are all about bringing people together, so we decided, let's unite two holiday celebrations, Hanukkah and Christmas, and have one iconic thing we can all gather around. We present to you the Hanamas tree. It's Hanamas time, y'all. Look at all these menorahs. Yeah, there's a lot of Hanukkah happening here. Not just the menorahs, but we also have-- - Latkes. - Latkes. Some pickles and some slaw. We have gelt, which is the chocolate coins. We got some dreidel action. We also have sides of pickles and coleslaw, because every time you go to a Jewish restaurant, they give you that. And of course, right up here, the star is the biggest Jewish star that we know, - Steve Guttenberg. - He was in "Cocoon." Yeah. "Police Academy," hello? - Hello. - So, of course-- Did they say that in "Police Academy"? I don't believe so. Let's try a little-- oh. These were not fried recently. Yeah, kind of hardened. I mean, day two, day three, day anything after immediately, I do not recommend... Don't worry, I just put some of that back there. ...eating the tree. But pickle's always good, right? And you've got a heavy ornament down here, right? I do. Let's do the heavy ornament test. It's another menorah. ( laughter ) Now, I don't know if this sacrilegious, but I'm gonna hang a menorah on another menorah. Aww, do it. There we go. Success, guys. And you know what? Down here, we've got some gifts. Well, you get eight gifts for Hanukah, and what we've been told by all our Jewish staff is that you get one good gift, and seven crappy gifts. So we've got a lot of crappy gifts, - and here's our one good gift. - Let's open it together. Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait. - Oh, look, it's the-- - Menorah Rihanna. - She's back. - Menorah Rihanna. She's coming around again this year. We made this last year. We re-gifted it to ourselves. - Okay. - Re-gift! Now let's see if this thing will light up, Link. There's no-- oh, yeah. We gotta-- this is a one-by-oner. And I've also got-- I got real fire over here. You gotta find-- oh, my goodness. Heads up, Steve. There's a lot of button pushing-ning.
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